SPONGITRENCH: READY TO DIVE INTO THE ABYSS OF MEMES?!
Dis ain't no Krabby Patty secret formulur! We're talkin' DEEP SEA DIAMOND TENTACLES! ARE YA READY, KIDS?! TO THE TRENCH!
GRAB YER JELLYFISHING NET!
About SpongiTrench - WUT IN BARNACLE TARNATION IS THIS?!
SpongiTrench ain't yer grandma's doubloon, ya scallywag! It's a full-blown KAH-RAH-TAE CHOP from the deepest, darkest, MEMEIEST trenches of Bikini Bottom! Hatched from the BRAIN of a starfish and the SPONGE of a... well, a sponge! We're here to show dem paper-handed Plankton wannabes that friendship, jellyfishing, and a whole lotta "IMAGINAAATION" will conquer all! We ain't just blowin' bubbles; we're buildin' a fortress of FUN!
This be for the GOOFY GOOBERS, the DIAMOND-SPATULAS, the legends who shout "MY LEG!" at the FUD! This is SpongiTrench! I'M READY! I'M READY! ARE YOU?!
$SPONGITRENCH Tokenomics - DA SECRET FORMULARRR! (DON'T TELL PLANKTON!)
Total Supply
1 QUADRILLION BILLION $SPONGITRENCH (So many zeros, Squidward's head would spin!)
Transaction Tax
5% Buy / 5% Sell
(2% Krabby Patty Vault, 2% Chum Bucket Ad Fund, 1% Pineapple Polish)Liquidity
LOCKED TIGHTER THAN MR. KRABS' WALLET ON PAYDAY! (Keys thrown into the Dutchman's Triangle!)
Contract
RENOUNCED! (Even Squidward gave it a thumbs up... or was that a tentacle?)
Roadmap - OUR EPIC QUEST THRU JELLYFISH FIELDS OF MEME-DREAMS!
- Phase 1: Droppin' Anchor & Makin' Waves! - Website GO BRRR, Summonin' the Krabby Krew (Telegram, X-TREME Twitter), Fair Launch on BikiniBottomSwap (IYKYK). WE LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE!
- Phase 2: Callin' All Goofy Goobers! - EPIC MEME WARS (Winner gets a lifetime supply of Kelp Shakes!), Influencer Shoutouts (Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy on board!), Listings on CoinGecko/CMC (So shiny, like a freshly polished anchor!).
- Phase 3: Building Our Pineapple Under the Sea! - Utility? HOW 'BOUT SPONGE-WORTHY NFTs! A DeFi App that makes Krabby Patties?! Partnering with... Sandy Cheeks for some KARA-TAY CHOP ACTION! (No Plankton, he's a party pooper).
- Phase 4: TO THE MEME TRENCHES & BEYOND THE GREAT BARRIER REEF! - Universal Meme Domination! (Or at least, everyone gets a free Krabby Patty and knows how to do THE SPONGE!). WUMBOOOO!